A) I really don't like these story elements and do not find them personally entertaining - they just piss me off. And speaking generally, I usually find them to be lazy. So, while I can't promise that I'll
never include them, I absolutely can promise that if you ever see them in one of my stories, the perpetrator will be punished, lavishly, to - and likely beyond - the extreme. Anything less is NOT the kind of darkness that I fantasize about.