Lich: A Necromancer For All Seasons His nightmares file restraining orders against him. He once submitted a short story to Hell. Hell sent back a thank you note. His rejection letters are now kept in museums, under glass, with warnings. He is... The Greatest Dark Fantasy Writer in the World.

666 years young and still smiling!

I'm Lich, and I have Dark Fantasies.
About the Lich:
Readers often ask "who is Lich really?" but such questions are misguided. You don't need to know who Lich is – you only need witness the beauty of his malice, taste the biting scourge of his prose, and submit yourself to the lurid, rotting darkness to which he tends. Every page he writes is another taste of forbidden fruit, every word another bite of wrong – and that’s all the biography you need.

Now, allow me to hurt you with a story...